I purified myself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka

There's Something About Annie

Did you re-gift, de-gift, and use an upstairs invite as a springboard for a Super Bowl sex romp?

Even though we ain't got money….I'm so in love with you honey…..

I'd go 1,3,4,2,5

Stop trolling Josh Hartnett.

CAPTION CONTEST

I'm disappointed with the jokes here. I was really hoping to find some Big Puns in the comments to this story.

How much for 1 rib?

Gabrielle Union is 40 years old. That completely blows my mind.

Taken 3: Wake and Take

I have an irrational affection for this band that just will not die. I still listen to the self-titled and blue album regularly.

Here's my problem. If he wants to take this stand then that's fine and I applaud it. But unless he GIVES THE MONEY BACK he made from the film he won't promote because it's too violent or donates it to charity or something than it's all bullshit. Still him profiting off of violence. Very easy to take a stand on…

Big deal. We've known cigarettes were bad since the 60's and Carrey was still fine with SMMMOOOOOKKKKKIIIIINNNNNN'

Saw World War Z. It was really fucking cheesy.

This is the very same Jim Carrey that thought this was fine.

Because he's probably, at least, really efficient at it?

I feel like we are only days away from a crudely made Bob Benson highlight reel set to the tune of Sarah McLachlan's "Building A Mystery" hitting YouTube.

"Every player gets a prize"

It was only a matter of time before someone at Food Network got Chopped