I'm pretty sure the skating rink in my town just played these cd's on loop. The best track by far….

Kenny Mayne is my vote. Also this SNL skit where Ray Romano is the new Sportscenter Anchor with Tim Meadows as Stuart Scott is much much funnier than it should be.

The Head Bangers> The Head Shrinkers

I like the album a lot but it's not quite an A for me because I feel like the second half of the album is significantly weaker/less interesting than the first half. The first 5 tracks are just menacing and unique and awesome. None of  the songs after "Hold My Liquor" really stick out to me much. Maybe they will after…

You need to listen to Reasonable Doubt a few more times.

Well that's less embarrassing than if he had "touched up the Usher scenes"

No. Nice try. It's from Jay-Z's verse on the remix of Kanye's "Diamonds From Sierra Leone".

No way. Aside from, "On To The Next One" and MAYBE "Off That" what songs do you even like off Blueprint 3? It's basically a really well made Top 40 pop album which is NOT what I want from Jay-Z.

New York never gets ANYTHING

I've got a great firstie! And you've got your head…….ALL THE WAY UP IT!!!

People who are freaking out about this have clearly found a way to effectively wipe The Blueprint 3 from their collective memory which is fine with me.

In his defense, Jay-Z isn't a "business man", he's a BUSINESS, MAN.

It's all about confidence. And Glen walks in the room, probably every room, like he runs this shit.

Welp, it's official. My favorite development in the history of Mad Men is that Glen grew out of his awkward fat stage and is somehow, against all odds, now a complete fuckin' stud.

That line is fucking ridiculous in the best way. "Monster" is such a great track. Definitely on the short list of best Kanye verses ever.

I could care less about the quality of the movies, their general existence is just so incredibly unnecessary

I will side with anyone who opposes the Johnny Depp/Tim Burton edgy children's movie machine.

If anything bad happens to Hot Topic, kids who wear neon green t-shirts, with hot pink writing of bands that have impossibly long names will be seriously bummed. Cowboys In The Sky On A Saturday In Memphis merch sales would plummet.

Mo Muppets, Mo Problems

Sandler: Fuughhhett about eatin' good in da neighborhood, ghost man! Now it's time to get shitt-aaaayyyy in the cittt-aaaayyy.