Which Pixies lineup do you prefer?

So it's basically "Wrist-cutters: A Fart Story"?

Retiring would give Lil Wayne more time for all of the activities he enjoys participating in during his seizure time.

When we were 19, my buddy got fired from his job that he worked at for 4 months. He then proceeded to cash in his 401k and use it to buy beer for the weekend. It actually turned out to be one of his smarter life choices.

Why did you use a picture of John Travolta in The Taking of Pelham 1,2,3 for a Tom Hanks story?

Anybody order a Love Burger…well done?

REALLY? I'm supposed to feel bad for an 18 year old millionaire who gets her MTV VIDEO AWARD ACCEPTANCE SPEECH ruined. Give me fucking break.

If you don't think Kanye is massively talented at the very least as a producer than you just don't like rap music.

Yea, I meant "jest" as in "jester," not "gest" as in "gestational diabetes".

So someone massively talented is also bat shit insane. Surely, you gest…

That situation actually turned Taylor Swift into a much bigger star because everyone felt sorry for her. Zero sympathy.

I was always a big fan of Stuck In a Closet With Vanna White

Tyler Perry's Diary of a Splinter Cell

I was hoping it would be Twisted Metal starring The Rock as Axel and Nic Cage as Sweet Tooth.

He's never heard Electric Slide either

USA Network's Annual 1990's Fourth of July "Problem Child" Marathon>Music Independence Day

My buddy grew up in a cult on a compound in the middle of nowhere and he said when a plane flew over everyone would literally sprint from wherever they were standing to take shelter.

The twist is she didn't BECOME all that. She was actually all that THE ENTIRE TIME.

Anal Cunt's version of Down by 311 is one of the funniest things ever.

I was flipping through channels this weekend and found out that Marianella who used to host Daily Download on Fuse 5 or 6 years ago is now on ESPNU. Still so hot.