I don't understand why he needed to hire a hitman. Is his wife a black belt? Is she a UFC fighter? I mean, he looks like a pretty big guy. Couldn't he have just sat on her like Christopher did that little dog?

Maybe the meth community will make a Kickstarter and raise money to save its show.

This is not one of the better songs on the album. Listen to this one instead.

The Icebox

Johnny Drama as Butler #3!

He did a mash-up with Phoenix of 1901/Ignition at Coachella. It was pretty fantastic.

The only way I see the Bulls winning is if Nate Robinson has one of his random 34 points, 10 assists, 7 three's game. Otherwise I just don't think they can generate enough offense with so many people either out or playing hurt.

I see you've elected to take the Todd Phillips Hangover 2 approach here…

She basically gave the cop the Randy Marsh routine.

*is NOT qualified to throw hands up at @avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus *

I was voted Most Independent in high school which is ironic because I'm now 23 and my parents still pay most of my bills…

My teachers had a weird thing about not letting me do book reports over books that i co-authored. Also clicking on that link caused me to click on 50 other suggestion links and ten minutes later I have a used copy of this heading to my house.

I don't know that I LOVED the book, but I did do a book report on Nothing But The Truth by Avi once a year from 5th grade-8th grade.

If you are an NBA fan, the B.S. Report Bill Simmons did with Jason Collins is fantastic. A lot of it is obviously about his decision to come out but there are also a lot of fantastic stories about what it's like to be a journeyman in the NBA.

Snape would be a classic heel manager for Yokozuna. But then what would Mr. Fuji do….?

Expecting a third classic album in a row after MBDTF and Watch The Throne is a lot to ask but I have insanely high expectations for this.

At first glance I thought this story was titled "Daniel Radcliffe to take on Yokozuna" and my first thought was, "Holy shit! Is Yokozuna putting the belt on the line!?"

I know a lot of women who have been severely traumatized by domestic abuse and I think that is just awful. Doesn't mean I don't still think "Voices Carry" by Til Tuesday completely fucking sucks.

Clapton sucks. Cream kicks ass.

I've got hurt firsties….I've got hurt firsties…