I Told You I Was Firsty

Every dog has its bone….just like every night has it's daaaa-aaawwwwnnn

I will see your DC Talk lyrics and raise you with the following

What if I've been drinking a lot of Mountain Dew beforehand? The Yellow 5 renders me virtually sterile right?

The buildup to the final chorus on that song is so huge it makes my head want to explode

(somehow finds time between working full-time/being newlywed/being a new father to write entire book about garden party etiquette)

Maybe they can get Aerosmith to rerecord that Armageddon song for this movie.

Jesus, ANOTHER shitty vampire show?

Bitch, don't kill my Vibe!

"C'mon guys, we promised Heinz we'd find a way to take some photos with these beans up here."

All that she wants is another blonde-haired blue-eyed baby

Where's Wallace?! What does Wallace look like?! Does Wallace look like a bitch?!

How much do they play that Primus song in this movie? Some, right?

SPOILER ALERT

Yea, I've got enough cereal for everyone. Two rules.

Sometimes on Saturdays I watch Vegas Vacation on TBS. So there is that.

Have you ever seen an Amish get DOWN?!

Nope. His first 3 albums cannot be fucked with.

Darkman X got you bouncing again.

Say Judas, do you like Huey Lewis and the News?