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69 Boys, along with Freak Nasty and Quad City DJ's, were the pioneers of one of my favorite genres of music: Skating Rink Jams

Mambo No. 5>Every Fall Out Boy song ever

Alphabetical was pretty disappointing to me too and they followed it up with two of the best pop records from the last decade. Hopefully that is a trend.

Once I felt the chi and repulsed the monkey I knew that everything Stiller did from then on would be a let down.

Ben Stiller's career peaked with Heavyweights. He should've just went out on top of the profession after that. Leave them wanting more, Ben.

I will not still call him Superman.

6 seasons and a movie, motherfucker!

There is still hope for my show where Quinn gets fired from Miami Metro, moves to Hollywood and becomes a private investigator to the stars! "Quinntessential" lives!

Ryan Phillippe got out of this mess at just the right time. I"m talking about show business of course.

As I ride on my horse through Sterling-Cooper-Draper-Pryce
I say, "Lady L let me give you a ride"

I know there are a ton of gruesome murders, but Chris sitting on the dog made me physically uncomfortable to watch.

I’m going to talk about The Sopranos here so if you are like me and waited a decade to watch it and want to avoid SPOILERS, scroll down.

No, Gary I don't want a call from General Mercer right now…..oh he's on the phone!?

True but there isn't 1 guy from that roster who you would consider a true superstar in the vein of top guys from other teams who won titles in the last decade like Kobe, Shaq, D-Wade, Duncan, Lebron, Dirk

I maintain that had Gallinari not gotten injured, the Nuggets would have made the finals. When healthy they were like the bizarro 04 Pistons, who were a team with no stars but a bunch of damn good players that one a title with defense. The Nuggets are the same but they do it with relentless fast breaks. They have the

The suspect on the run looks exactly like Nick Jonas.

but that one song goes HARD

DMX's first 3 albums are classics.

The Patriot isn't a perfect film, but it is incredibly well-made  and Mel Gibson absolutely carries it. He may be insane, but no one can ever say he wasn't a great actor. His performance in that movie is the epitome of "movie star charisma". The scene where him and his sons kill all of those people in the woods is so