I met Andy Wahol at a really chic party.

Here's his new address:

The opening of this song makes me want to do the Molly Ringwald staircase dance from The Breakfast Club so bad.

I watched an episode of All That! last night and it wasn't nearly as funny as I remembered. In fact, it was very, very bad. At the risk of retroactively ruining my childhood, I decided I won't watch anymore episodes in the future.

The President was probably sleeping because he was worn out from playing with FDOTUS so much..

The Muppets video to this is one of my earliest memories from childhood.

I think House of Cards (not just on this website, but everywhere that tried to do it) proved that doing week by week recaps for shows most people are consuming in 5-6 days isn't very effective. Most people finished House of Cards ages ago. I think an interesting idea would be to assign each writer 1 or 2 episodes and…

A Step by Step reunion is going to cause a lot of tension in my parents house as my mom inexplicably thinks Patrick Duffy is the hottest male ever. I don't give a shit though. It's 100% worth my parents getting a divorce to have JT and the Codeman back.

Also where you'll find both Debbie and Black Debbie

Oh Ricky, you're so fine, Stanicky, you blow my mind, Hey Ricky! Stanicky!

Skip this. Get the last Menzingers album.

They learned about it from Artie Bucco.

Netflix, please save Buckwild!

This episode of Full House where Danny sings My Generation.

Next Week on Mad Men: Infuriated by Don's affair with Lindsey, Megan fucks Daniel Desario. To get over his depression, Roger plays Dungeons and Dragons with Sam, Bill, and Neil. Nick gets a little too clingy with Joan. And Betty/Harry decide to spice things up sexually by getting Ken Miller's hermaphrodite girlfriend…

The title just makes me think of that double sided dildo scene from Requiem For a Dream 

So millions of people had to say "Goodnight, John Boy" about 7 minutes too early….

Fourassic Park: Rise of the Carnifours

That song is hilarious. Especially considering that 99 percent of domestic abusers are huge Nickelback fans.

Bill Nye had one of those awesome science parody music videos to this…