That's not how you spell Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter…

More like Groan Ups, amirite or amirite?

That Zwan album is really the only Corgan release from the 2000's I ever liked.

You've gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole…

Won't SOMEONE think of the children!?

Louie Louie>Starboy

The less Matt talks about Satan, the better the music.

Do people still get agents based on spec scripts of other shows or has that concept died out?

I actually like this quite a bit. Probably my favorite Alk3 album since Good Mourning.

She likes it piping hot

I hope Alan Jackson writes a song about it. "Are there 4 wheelers in Heaven?…Are there go carts in the sky?…"

SSSHHHHAAAAIIIINNNN!!! COME BACK!!!!! SSSHHHHAAAAAIIIINNN!!!

3.I. Joe

"Alright Mrs. Li, we'll get started with delivery as soon as RoboNurse finishes her lunch. Fingers crossed for a boy."

Ah yeah, I was unaware. I was trying to make a joke about police TV tropes. You know, the guy retires and then gets sucked back in to save his family. But..uhm…I guess it works on TWO levels? I wasn't trying to….HEY WHAT'S THAT GOING ON IN THE NEXT POST!!??

I can't wait until John Walsh's wife gets abducted and the show gets renewed for the purpose of tracking her down.

Skyler just calls 9-1-1 to tell them she fucked Ted.

Sal Comin'!

"Just because he has a stump for a hand doesn't mean he can treat people that way"

You wouldn't hate Emeril DeGassi (spelling?) if he was a guest judge on American Idol and told everyone they sounded "pitchy"?