"Mr. Yong and Mr. Ming, the jury finds you both guilty on two counts of tax fraud. I hereby sentence the two of you to….SWITCH FACES!!!"

The Squawking Dead

I watched She's All That on cable a few weeks back and had forgotten just how little charisma Freddie Prinze Jr had. The guy is like a robot. Also, Rachel Leigh Cook looks like a hot librarian mouse.

"NEWS! I WOULD! DIE 4! NEWS! DARLING IF YOU WANT ME TOO! NEWS! I WOULD! DIE 4! NEWS!"

For the final season of Mad Men I think they should ditch the current theme song and have George Thorogood re-record "Bad to the Bone" as "Mad to the Bone". Think about it. As Don is falling helplessly from a sea of skybreakers, we realize the world is so "M-m-m-m-mad….M-m-m-m-m-mad…."

Yeah I thought that was odd too. Clearly his most famous role and I assumed that was the irredeemable role that was mentioned in the headline.

While Ewan McGregor is in his room detoxing from heroin, a 20 year old will crawl across his celing…

Are You Smarter Than A Slumdog?

Brick is great. A similar movie that I really enjoy that never gets talked about is "Better Luck Tomorrow". For some reason it was marketed by MTV as "Asian American Pie" which probably scared a lot of people off, but seriously, if you haven't seen that movie, you should check it out.

I actually live in Stillwater. But my best friend lives in Emporia. So I'll just drive the 3 hours up there and then ride with him.

Just bought a ticket for the show in Lawrence and couldn't be more stoked. This is the number 1 band I haven't seen that I want to right now.

He looks exactly like Al Snow.

It's actually Ronald D. Moope

It works on so many levels.

The Replacements' "Let It Be"

Yea it'd be interesting to see Judge Reinhold in Fred Savage's body directing episodes of It's Always Sunny and Fred Savage in Judge Reinhold's body watching episodes of It's Always Sunny on cable.

Also Omar Gooding.

Guts>Legends of the Hidden Temple>Nick Arcade

Can't blame Cuba Gooding Jr. Over the last couple of years, his landlord has really ruined that whole "Show me the money" thing for him.

Boys and Girls in America may be my favorite album ever.