I'm waiting for the Quinn spinoff, "Quinntessential".

He also has an insanely nice boat which he pays to keep docked year round, two step kids who, while they now live with their grandparents, you'd guess he still assumes some sort of financial responsibility for, and a backpack full of getaway cash. The math just isn't there.

Well this is disappointing…

The most unbelievable aspect of this show isn't that Dexter is able to get away with numerous sloppy murders, often times in areas that would undoubtedly have security cameras. It's by far that blood splatter analyst Dexter can afford to pay the salary of his nanny that watches Harrison 80 hours a week.

The best scene is where Lars is freaking out because no one else wants to call the album "Frantic"

WOAH!

How da fuck does this comment only have 7 likes and Justin Bieber has 20 million?! SMH

That 10 minute clip of the same 15 second sample being played over and over again is 1 million times better than anything Skrillex has ever done/will ever do.

Con Air is one of the greatest cable movies ever. I dare you to see that's on TNT and turn the channel.

It's YOU! YOU'RE THE ROCKET MAN!

It was actually awesome and it strung out over an entire season I think. Like eventually the police found out that teacher raped the girl and he fled town. Well over the next few months this girl who got raped is getting her life back together and just when everything is going great in the season finale, she walks…

I saw a few episodes of this (Shenae Grimes is smoking hot…leave me alone) and on one this girl lied about a teacher sexually assaulting her to try and get him in trouble. She finally came clean to the school that she made it up, cleared the teacher's good name, and then got in a shit ton of trouble. After all that…

*runs to YouTube to watch the scene from Ace Ventura 2 where Jim Carrey crawls out of the rhino

It's worth watching for Young Feeny, which would be a great name for a rapper.

RIP Andy Williams

I was legitimately terrified of Chucky until I was like 18 years old.

Great episode but I really feel like the washing down semen with Russian tea bit has just been done to death. It's the fellatio equivalent of the banana in the tailpipe gag.

I didn't see Face/Off until 4 or 5 years ago (I've since seen it 20 times and it's one of my favorite movies ever) but I remember the first tiime my older brother described the plot to me. "So….John Travolta and Nic Cage….switch FACES?!" I was so pumped based on that description alone that I waited another year to…

You would be correct in guessing that the Lou Albano/Jimmy Hart jokes registered incredibly well with me…

Are there any other artists who have such a great disparity between the quality of their work (in Moz's case, immaculate) and the quality of their personality (Moz is a humorless fucking crybaby)?