No chance most of these happen but I'd like

Get Joe Pesci as Rocksteady AND Bebop and I'll watch

They should just replace him with Beans. I always thought he was the breakout star from Even Stevens anyways…

Turn the page…wash your hands….Turn the page….wash your hands….and then you turn the page! And then you wash your hands!

Spacey's performance as Underwood is leaps and bounds better than anything anyone on Scandal will ever do at any point in their entire career. And it's probably not even in his top 5 roles. GTFO of here with this.

Stay first, Ponyboy. Stay first.

The Black Keys exist solely so we can have background music in car commericals. They fucking suck.

I despise stadium shows but I saw the Watch the Throne tour in Dallas and it was just phenomenal.

Fat Lenny is the essential Ween song.

"I wont watch it unless Howie is involved" - No one ever

I live in Stillwater and we're too busy pounding Keystone Lights to make it out to many picture shows….

At this point, Johnny Depp looks like the result of Steven Tyler fucking a Muppet 40 years ago. Someone clearly lied to him and told him "The Grammy's" was a new edgy children's movie he would be starring in or there is a 0% chance he would've been there.

I finished House of Cards last night. It's probably not quite as great as its pedigree but its still really damn good. The season arch comes together wonderfully in the final 4 episodes.

The Replacement's Let it Be- "I Will Dare," "Favorite Thing"
The Hold Steady's Boys And Girls In America- "Stuck Between Stations", "Chips Ahoy"

I'm 6 episodes in and I really enjoy it. Even though his constant 4th wall breaking is sometimes eye rolling, Spacey is great. The scene in, I think, episode 3 where he speaks at the church is just phenomenal. I don't know if this show is eligible for Emmy's or not, but if so, Spacy has a great submission episode.

Coming this fall to NBC…."Brenda Forever"…four eyes…..one attitude!

I am all in after these first two episodes. My only real complaint is that I can already see the kids turning into Walt Jr and Chris from Homeland (just pointless characters who serve no real purpose other than to give Phillip and Elizabeth something to lose).

Best episode of the season so far. The cold open was one of the funniest things this show has ever done.

Get the fuck outta here!!!!

"Please, no meat touching, ma'am."