Iron Shiek is the reason Twitter was invented.

"For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, that whoever beateth the women shall not perish but have everlasting fame" - Breezy 3:16

The only good thing this movie did was give me the idea to start referring to my buddy who works at an arboretum as "living young and wild and tree."

The only good thing this movie did was give me the idea to start referring to my buddy who works at an arboretum as "living young and wild and tree."

Does Johnny Depp realize Whitey Bulger is NOT an edgy children's character? He's out as soon as he finds out he doesn't get to wear any eye liner…

Feels like an Arby's night…

This is the musical equivalent of September 11th.

If you read the Lewis report it sounds like he is absolutely guilty of fleeing the scene after his friends murdered someone and instructing them not to talk, but not actual murder. All of the witnesses except 1, who is an admitted con man now in jail, said when the brawl broke out, Lewis never even threw a punch.

Who wants to go halfsies with me and open an exact replica of The Max? I may actually need more than one investor if we are going to be able to afford to have Ed Alonzo do magic tricks for all the customers…

As the son of elementary school teachers, I'm partial to Magic School Bus as the greatest children's program ever.

Me and a buddy had been dismissing this show as "Cold War Felicity" for months, but this was shockingly good. Will definitely watch the first season.

The first episode was absolutely terrible.

Don't worry, she's still in that Applebee's commercial.

there's no sex in your comment…..no sex in your comment…

Vinnie Chase has worked with James Cameron, Nick Cassavetes, and Martin Scorsese. Why the fuck would he want to make a movie with this Doug Ellin guy? Paul Thomas Anderson and Quentin Tarantino just ran their latest screen plays through a shredder.

Whatever happened to Jeffery Jones! He was great! How is an actor of his caliber not in films anymore? This is an outrage! I'm going to do something about this! I'm going to make it my mission to get Ed Rooney back in the pictures! I'll just make a list of all the great movies he's been in, fax it to Hollywood, and…

Remember when Cory chose Topanga over Linda Cardellini? I remember when Cory chose Topanga over Linda Cardellini.

I'd love to see a Jesse/Malcom alliance

Why is Lisa Loeb working with the guitar player from New Found Glory? How does that make sense?

"Closer" is so fucking catchy. It makes me want to fold t-shirts at the Gap sooooo bad. Luckily that's all my bachelor's degree really qualifies me to do…