I'm just relieved Chris Brown and Rhiana aren't nominated in any of the same categories. He's already beaten her enough.

This was bad, but I did laugh out loud at Chloe watching Jeopardy. "What is aids!"

This was bad, but I did laugh out loud at Chloe watching Jeopardy. "What is aids!"

Looooook, a fist!

Looooook, a fist!

She looks like she should be working at a Supercuts somewhere, screaming at her probably abusive boyfriend on the phone while performing haircuts, as a middle aged patrons look on nervously.

She looks like she should be working at a Supercuts somewhere, screaming at her probably abusive boyfriend on the phone while performing haircuts, as a middle aged patrons look on nervously.

ECW! ECW! ECW!

ECW! ECW! ECW!

I love this show. I've been willing to ignore everything that defies logic up until this point. But this was a fucking F. It was one of the most insulting hours of television I have ever seen. Brody in the hotel and VP's office yelling "NAZIR! NAZIR!" over and over again was so fucking stupid. Nazir hanging out at Kum…

I love this show. I've been willing to ignore everything that defies logic up until this point. But this was a fucking F. It was one of the most insulting hours of television I have ever seen. Brody in the hotel and VP's office yelling "NAZIR! NAZIR!" over and over again was so fucking stupid. Nazir hanging out at Kum…

I thought the actor most deserving of praise for Bernie was Jack Black. He was shockingly fantastic.

I thought the actor most deserving of praise for Bernie was Jack Black. He was shockingly fantastic.

(Eric is cackling madly on the stage of the auditorium with a gun pointed at Veronica as the frightened audience looks on in disbelief)

(Eric is cackling madly on the stage of the auditorium with a gun pointed at Veronica as the frightened audience looks on in disbelief)

Open-shut case, Johnson!

Open-shut case, Johnson!

I'm madly in anger with this idea.

I'm madly in anger with this idea.

"Could I interest you in a small, brown child?"