"Could I interest you in a small, brown child?"

His soul is dancing.

His soul is dancing.

because the show BELONGS to the bros and hos

because the show BELONGS to the bros and hos

Can we just fast forward to the part where she gets found dead in Mickey Rourke's cellar or something?

Can we just fast forward to the part where she gets found dead in Mickey Rourke's cellar or something?

The CW needs to just embrace what they are and start making shows like "Teen Bitches Being Sassy" and "Shirtless Bro's and Prom Queen Ho's"

The CW needs to just embrace what they are and start making shows like "Teen Bitches Being Sassy" and "Shirtless Bro's and Prom Queen Ho's"

I never thought Topanga was that hot. She certianly never approached Winnie Cooper/Kelly Kapowski levels.

I never thought Topanga was that hot. She certianly never approached Winnie Cooper/Kelly Kapowski levels.

He was doing some work for one of the Batman animated series last I heard.

He was doing some work for one of the Batman animated series last I heard.

You know Feeny will be the kid's teacher. I don't know what his health situation is but they will prop him up to a chalkboard if they have to. It will be about like the way Mick Mars looks playing on stage for Motley Crue at this point.

You know Feeny will be the kid's teacher. I don't know what his health situation is but they will prop him up to a chalkboard if they have to. It will be about like the way Mick Mars looks playing on stage for Motley Crue at this point.

Mr. Mack was awesome.

Mr. Mack was awesome.

Unpopular opinion: Frasier wasn't funny.

Unpopular opinion: Frasier wasn't funny.

I got an incredibly vigilant computer virus trying to donwload that Wu Block album yesterday. It locked my computer, claimed to be the FBI's internet crime complaint center, told me I was being prosecuted for child porn, and said I had 72 hours to pay a 500 dollar fine or I'd be prosecuted. I looked into this scam and…