I really hope that text Brody sent was to a cell contact labeled "Abu-Nazir", but I'm sure it was probably under like "Pizza" or something.

Of course Heather Graham died, SOMEONE put a hat on the bed!.

Of course Heather Graham died, SOMEONE put a hat on the bed!.

For anyone who watches Strike Back; how would you describe it, what other shows is it similar to, is it worth investing time in etc.

For anyone who watches Strike Back; how would you describe it, what other shows is it similar to, is it worth investing time in etc.

Yea, your brother was in the wrong on this one. I don't care what the situation is, snitching on your peers is unacceptable.

Yea, your brother was in the wrong on this one. I don't care what the situation is, snitching on your peers is unacceptable.

This bitch 5th grade teacher took all my Pokemon cards on the playground and somehow did not get fired for stealing. I never got them back. I had a Charizard, Mr. Mime, and a first edition Scyther. I could use the 8 dollars that those are probably worth now to eat tomorrow.

This bitch 5th grade teacher took all my Pokemon cards on the playground and somehow did not get fired for stealing. I never got them back. I had a Charizard, Mr. Mime, and a first edition Scyther. I could use the 8 dollars that those are probably worth now to eat tomorrow.

I can't wait for the sequel….2 Hungry 2 Hippo

I can't wait for the sequel….2 Hungry 2 Hippo

I didn't listen to it, but it sucks.

I didn't listen to it, but it sucks.

If the fight against slavery goes under 60 miles an hour Frederick Douglass blows up.

If the fight against slavery goes under 60 miles an hour Frederick Douglass blows up.

Like night and day compared to last week's laughless half hour that deserved a D at best. The Michelle Obama bit at the end was hillarious.

Like night and day compared to last week's laughless half hour that deserved a D at best. The Michelle Obama bit at the end was hillarious.

I know Randy constantly calls the male contestants "dogs", but does he then refer to the female contestants as "bitches"? I haven't seen the show much….

I know Randy constantly calls the male contestants "dogs", but does he then refer to the female contestants as "bitches"? I haven't seen the show much….

I'm not a huge fan of her music, (though I maintain "Fantasy" is one of the best pop singles of the 90's) but to claim that Mariah Carey isn't an incredibly talented vocalist is absurd. She would be the most talented singer in a lineup of about 95% of the entire music industry.