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Margin Call restored my faith in Spacey

My name is Benny Blanco….from the Bronx.

My name is Benny Blanco….from the Bronx.

Like a lot of others, I saw The Master last night. Pending Daniel Day Lewis in Lincoln, (which features about the least impressive/exciting trailer ever, i know that means nothing…but still)Joaquin Phoenix seems like a shoe-in for an Oscar. He is absolutely psychotic/mesmerizing as Freddy. His movements are so erratic

Like a lot of others, I saw The Master last night. Pending Daniel Day Lewis in Lincoln, (which features about the least impressive/exciting trailer ever, i know that means nothing…but still)Joaquin Phoenix seems like a shoe-in for an Oscar. He is absolutely psychotic/mesmerizing as Freddy. His movements are so erratic

We need more Bort license plates to the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of Bort license plates in the gift shop…

We need more Bort license plates to the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of Bort license plates in the gift shop…

You've been hit by….you've been stuck by….a smooth abortionist….

You've been hit by….you've been stuck by….a smooth abortionist….

FOX is about to go HAM…let as a motherfucker….

FOX is about to go HAM…let as a motherfucker….

They should change their name to "BRB"

They should change their name to "BRB"

The vast majority of Smurfs fall within the 47 percent.

The vast majority of Smurfs fall within the 47 percent.

Debonair is awesome

Debonair is awesome

What if it's a show about a serial killer party planner who only plans parties for other serial killer party planners?

What if it's a show about a serial killer party planner who only plans parties for other serial killer party planners?

Oh I see it all VERY clearly now. The penguin made you write this…