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*opens Photoshop, searches for AIDS filter, finds nothing, becomes extremely disappointed

Idk how Palin was allowed to be in this. How can the US trust their military training secrets with a guy who lives so close to Russia…

Idk how Palin was allowed to be in this. How can the US trust their military training secrets with a guy who lives so close to Russia…

Who is the 50+ equivalent of Ken Jeong? Jackie Chan, Mr. Miagi,  Mr. Fuji? Who will pop out of random places and say mutha-FUCCCCKKKKAAA? I need to know.

Who is the 50+ equivalent of Ken Jeong? Jackie Chan, Mr. Miagi,  Mr. Fuji? Who will pop out of random places and say mutha-FUCCCCKKKKAAA? I need to know.

I'm from Oklahoma and even I am incredibly fucking sick of these guys

I'm from Oklahoma and even I am incredibly fucking sick of these guys

Working on the night moves…trying to fill some sandy terrorist shoes…

Working on the night moves…trying to fill some sandy terrorist shoes…

What's your name? Purple sticky goo…..you're gonna make someone VERY happy someday

What's your name? Purple sticky goo…..you're gonna make someone VERY happy someday

I had to take a Defensive Driving class this weekend and the whole thing was this guy show us videos of the most brutal car crashes ever on youtube and getting super amped by it. He'd basically show us a lady getting ejected out of her car from one side of the highway to the other and be like "ah, yea! that bitch got

I had to take a Defensive Driving class this weekend and the whole thing was this guy show us videos of the most brutal car crashes ever on youtube and getting super amped by it. He'd basically show us a lady getting ejected out of her car from one side of the highway to the other and be like "ah, yea! that bitch got

No I remembered it very vivdly. I watched a shit load of Disney channel when I was little.

No I remembered it very vivdly. I watched a shit load of Disney channel when I was little.

Of all the juggalo's I went to school with 25% were future criminals, 25% had severe learning disabilities, and 50% fit both categories.

Of all the juggalo's I went to school with 25% were future criminals, 25% had severe learning disabilities, and 50% fit both categories.

It's not a Tomb-er!

It's not a Tomb-er!

This better be the theme song.