This better be the theme song.

If the plot was the expendables had to rescue all of the world's limousines, jets, and kisses because Ric Flair had stolen them all, I'd cry with joy.

If the plot was the expendables had to rescue all of the world's limousines, jets, and kisses because Ric Flair had stolen them all, I'd cry with joy.

I didn't watch it, but I still know it sucked.

I didn't watch it, but I still know it sucked.

Lerner also reached out to Jaws about being in The Expendables 3…..he won't be trying that again any time soon.

Lerner also reached out to Jaws about being in The Expendables 3…..he won't be trying that again any time soon.

"Band name, Band name, Band name, She Likes Cloth…that's a good band name….."

"Band name, Band name, Band name, She Likes Cloth…that's a good band name….."

Roseanne is one of the best major network sitcoms of all time. Her and Goodman were incredible together and it was the first show to accurately portray what it's like to be lower middle class and have 0 opportunity for advancement. (I like to pretend the last season and that lottery bullshit never existed)

Roseanne is one of the best major network sitcoms of all time. Her and Goodman were incredible together and it was the first show to accurately portray what it's like to be lower middle class and have 0 opportunity for advancement. (I like to pretend the last season and that lottery bullshit never existed)

She sealed the HOF a decade ago with Smart House.

She sealed the HOF a decade ago with Smart House.

"Green and Sagal are both enormously talented people…."

"Green and Sagal are both enormously talented people…."

See, I love Gottfried. The Bob Sagget raped and killed a girl in 1990 thing was the funniest bit in the history of the roasts. The Rozilla thing fell completely flat for me though. The delivery was hilarious as usual, but the things he was actually saying just weren't very funny.

See, I love Gottfried. The Bob Sagget raped and killed a girl in 1990 thing was the funniest bit in the history of the roasts. The Rozilla thing fell completely flat for me though. The delivery was hilarious as usual, but the things he was actually saying just weren't very funny.

Did he re-gift, de-gift, and use an upstairs invite as a springboard to a superbowl sex romp?

Did he re-gift, de-gift, and use an upstairs invite as a springboard to a superbowl sex romp?

Speaking of Pulp Fiction rip offs, did anyone see a movie called Flypaper? It's completely awful, but features one of the more ridiculous sex scenes ever with a young Lucy Liu getting banged in a pit full of rattlesnakes.