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I'm sure it's a much better film, but doesnt Ruby Sparks look like just a slight twist off of Stranger Than Fiction premise?

I can already see the climax of this film. James Franco is lying beaten at Jason Statham's feet. Statham points his pistol down and says, "Later, Gator" before blasting away.

I can already see the climax of this film. James Franco is lying beaten at Jason Statham's feet. Statham points his pistol down and says, "Later, Gator" before blasting away.

The religious girlfriend who only lets you finger her brings back excruciating memories..

The religious girlfriend who only lets you finger her brings back excruciating memories..

See you at Starrcade bitch.

See you at Starrcade bitch.

I get that they were groundbreaking and all, but I really really hate all of the Run DMC songs I'm supposed to love.

I get that they were groundbreaking and all, but I really really hate all of the Run DMC songs I'm supposed to love.

Who cares if athletes are "good people"? He's got 14 gold medals. So what if none of them say "most gregarious" on them. The anti phelps rhetoric just completely baffles me.

He has 14 gold medals and has been training since those other guys
were in middle school. He just had the butterfly won but he whiffed on touching the wall and had to settle for silver. If his teammates really have a problem with the work ethic/attitude of the greatest swimmer in the history of the world then fuck

He has 14 gold medals and has been training since those other guys
were in middle school. He just had the butterfly won but he whiffed on touching the wall and had to settle for silver. If his teammates really have a problem with the work ethic/attitude of the greatest swimmer in the history of the world then fuck

How is he a douche again?

How is he a douche again?

"Bad Santana 2: Black Magic Reindeer"

You shouldn't'a killed Ms. Claus. She'd'a had fun sometimes. Mmhmm

You shouldn't'a killed Ms. Claus. She'd'a had fun sometimes. Mmhmm

Bad Santa 2: Checking It Twice

Bad Santa 2: Checking It Twice

My dick does have a tendency to sting. Especially during urination.