My dick does have a tendency to sting. Especially during urination.

We are two great men named Louie!

We are two great men named Louie!

I've never been a fan of those "so ugly, they're cute" kids Hollywood tries to sell us. Lipnicki was a little mutant and should've been treated as such.

I've never been a fan of those "so ugly, they're cute" kids Hollywood tries to sell us. Lipnicki was a little mutant and should've been treated as such.

wrong. money for nothing.

wrong. money for nothing.

So you're telling me my best chance to have sex with Emma Stone is probably to have sex with Kirsten Dunst first?

So you're telling me my best chance to have sex with Emma Stone is probably to have sex with Kirsten Dunst first?

"On “Stay True To The Game,” Ice Cube launches a vitriolic attack on
rappers who abandon their communities, move to white neighborhoods, and
abandon their roots in pursuit of crossover success."

"On “Stay True To The Game,” Ice Cube launches a vitriolic attack on
rappers who abandon their communities, move to white neighborhoods, and
abandon their roots in pursuit of crossover success."

Nicolas Cage is the only choice for Skeletor

Nicolas Cage is the only choice for Skeletor

Rubber Traits is a great song. Elephant Eyelash is just pretty fantastic overall

Rubber Traits is a great song. Elephant Eyelash is just pretty fantastic overall

I'm embarrassed to think about how much Incubus my high school mixtape would feature.

I'm embarrassed to think about how much Incubus my high school mixtape would feature.

Dangerous is the worse than Off The Wall, Thriller, Bad. So are 99.999999999999% of pop albums ever released.

Dangerous is the worse than Off The Wall, Thriller, Bad. So are 99.999999999999% of pop albums ever released.

Woah woah…The Gold Experience is nowhere near Prince's worst album. The Rainbow Children, Planet Earth, Lotus Flower, and Batman are all way worse. The Gold Experience has Pussy Control and Billy Jack Bitch….it does not belong here.