Just watched this. Holy shit this is awful. It's insanely pretentious. There is not anyone on Earth who talks the way these people talk. It also somehow manages to be incredibly fucking cheesy and heavy handed. Jeff Daniels has 0 charisma as a news anchor. And the rogue, too cool for school news producer is completely…
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Well that looks absurd. I am obviously going to watch this.
Well that looks absurd. I am obviously going to watch this.
well, at least it didn't sound like a Super Nintendo being raped, so she's already better than Skrillex.
well, at least it didn't sound like a Super Nintendo being raped, so she's already better than Skrillex.
The Ultimate Warrior
The Ultimate Warrior
That was a different boyfriend. His name was Fisher. I think Clooney's name was Booker.
That was a different boyfriend. His name was Fisher. I think Clooney's name was Booker.
The only thing off limits is her daughter Becky's husband's Mark's heroin overdose.
The only thing off limits is her daughter Becky's husband's Mark's heroin overdose.
"Yo, Marilyn lets go get that goth cock dick deep in some sweet fucking pussy juice" - Will say someone ridiculous on the show
"Yo, Marilyn lets go get that goth cock dick deep in some sweet fucking pussy juice" - Will say someone ridiculous on the show
This is bullshit. He's just copying Koko B. Ware
This is bullshit. He's just copying Koko B. Ware
Between portraying a male stripper and Super Shredder, his IMDB page has to be awesome.
Between portraying a male stripper and Super Shredder, his IMDB page has to be awesome.
kevin smith should apologize for ruining that 2 part episode of Degrassi. He was seriously the worst person on screen.
kevin smith should apologize for ruining that 2 part episode of Degrassi. He was seriously the worst person on screen.
Signs is fantastic mainstream entertainment. I think the film would be perfect if it ended with Mel Gibson telling his kid "I think somebody saved us" or whatever. The only thing that bothers me is that last shot of him putting his Priest collar back on because we get the fucking picture.