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Signs is fantastic mainstream entertainment. I think the film would be perfect if it ended with Mel Gibson telling his kid "I think somebody saved us" or whatever. The only thing that bothers me is that last shot of him putting his Priest collar back on because we get the fucking picture.

no his girlfriend, Trina. She is apparently a rapper as well.

no his girlfriend, Trina. She is apparently a rapper as well.

I work at a shitty sports talk radio station in Oklahoma. Today, during the show I put a caller through to the host. She claimed that the OKC Thunder lost the NBA finals to the Miami Heat because Lil Wayne showed up at the games in OKC and cursed them. I recorded to the tail end of it. At about the 45 second mark, she

I work at a shitty sports talk radio station in Oklahoma. Today, during the show I put a caller through to the host. She claimed that the OKC Thunder lost the NBA finals to the Miami Heat because Lil Wayne showed up at the games in OKC and cursed them. I recorded to the tail end of it. At about the 45 second mark, she

this legitimately made me laugh out loud

this legitimately made me laugh out loud

I ain't got no love for Optimus Prime…that's why I fucked your bitch you robot motherfucker.

I ain't got no love for Optimus Prime…that's why I fucked your bitch you robot motherfucker.

I'll defend Catcher until the day I die. Yes, Holden is a selfish asshole, but that isn't the point. It's the perfect time capsule of being young and thinking everything around you sucks. When you get old and realize it's probably just you, it's a lot more depressing.

I'll defend Catcher until the day I die. Yes, Holden is a selfish asshole, but that isn't the point. It's the perfect time capsule of being young and thinking everything around you sucks. When you get old and realize it's probably just you, it's a lot more depressing.

Sheen 4 Prez N 2012- Bi-winning and Bi-partisan

Sheen 4 Prez N 2012- Bi-winning and Bi-partisan

You asked him about the Dumb and Dumber sequel but you didn't ask him about the Trial and Error sequel I've been writing in my head. Dissappointment.

You asked him about the Dumb and Dumber sequel but you didn't ask him about the Trial and Error sequel I've been writing in my head. Dissappointment.

Cookie Monster is going to get an abortion.

Cookie Monster is going to get an abortion.

Mad Metal Mystery Men

Mad Metal Mystery Men

that's what the honey mustard is for!!!!