Why on earth would I want to visit that hellscape tundra nightmare?! Everything is sub-zero for ten months out of the year, then it has two months of 70 degree weather and two days that are in the high 80s - which kills a hundred senior citizens in the area.

Shit. My dog just went crazy reading your comment.

One thing I doubt I'll miss when the AV Club goes full-on kinja is the overtly weird and uncomfortable obsession with Chicago.

Lollapalooza used to be punk. Now Muse and Lorde are headliners.

Oh Lorde…

When I was a kid, I used to read the Outlook section of the Houston Chronicle every Sunday without fail. It was the section with all the editorials and national political columnists (I was a weird kid), including Charles Krauthammer. And even back then, as early as ten-years-old, I knew Charles Krauthammer was a…

You mean the dog that's now head of security for the Guardians of the Galaxy? Talk about failing up.

We'll get respite from Trump when he vacations somewhere with no cell service. Otherwise, batshit tweets can happen anytime.

I assume when people were looking for this: twitter.com/chaensaw/status…

He's holding on tightly to this one last shred of dignity.

It's the Roger Rabbit - because this whole mess is like a cartoon.

More people have made that joke than voted for Donald Trump.

He's the first contestant off the bus on Next, followed very quickly by the Mooch.

Strange that a former employee of a reality show host doesn't wish to appear on a different reality show.

He wants to protect the local chocolate milk people: twitter.com/chaensaw/status…

Have Peter Coyote and Dick Wolf ever worked together? They really should. I wrote a script for a movie called Johnson Fox that is perfect for them.

It was this photo: twitter.com/chaensaw/status…

Glen Mazzara was the showrunner for season 2 and 3 of The Walking Dead, so if you liked Herschel's farm and whatever the hell they did with the Governor, then you'll probably like this.

The AV Club just posted their review for the movie, and things don't look so good.

Jared Leto's portrayal was always going to look bad following Heath Ledger's masterful performance.