Moral high ground and a dollar will buy you a pack of gum.

Be best to not get too attached. Trump's whitehouse has a high turnover rate.

I knew a guy in high school who was bald by sophomore year.

Does he suck his own dick?

"ok"

Covfefe.

This is fine: twitter.com/chaensaw/status…

Here I am! Apologies for my tardiness.

Believe it or not, he was a bigger star than she was then. Depending on the contract, I'd bet on Gadot being rich to the point you don't have to waste time worrying about her well-being soon enough.

"Caaaaaaaaaaalvin. Caaaaaaaaaalvin Klein."

Ian Ziering: Then tell me, future boy, who's President of the United States in 2017?

Slow down, asshole!

Blood is red
Violence is boooo
Lil Donnie is angry
'cause his pants are full of poo

You are the most romantic person (?) the world has ever been gifted with.

I am always poetic.

I really like Sleepy Wendrivin

KEEP CALM, POP! KEEP CALM!

Two roads detoured in a wood, and I -
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

Shailene Woodley is the name of a country music star whose most well known songs are "Please Baby, Don't Leave Me. I Promise I'll Let You Keep Hitting Me", "That Dark Fella Is Eyein' Me, and I Think He Wants to Rape Me" and "Donald Trump Will Save America".

♪♫ simply the breast
better than all the breast ♪♫