Whew! I thought "stripping copper" was an innuendo for butt stuff.

He lov Donal Turmp. He alway arown.

I was thinking of something a little… sexier.

With the Mooch's divorce and the Reince Priebus firing, we've got this comments section to ourselves for the next four hours or so.

Wait'll you hear our material about Olive Garden.

I've seen three movies in the last four or five years I think benefitted from 3D and a whole bunch that did not. Gravity, Dr Strange and The Force Awakens were the only ones where I didn't feel like I had thrown my money away for a cheap gimmick.

36 angry men!

I felt your Twitter account needed a ratings boost.

The P in DPRK stand for Pussy, which is right where China is gonna grab them.

I wonder if we could all actually reach our own cocks if the human species would have died out many millenia ago. Perhaps average is average for a reason.

Things are getting more and more bizarre by the day. How can anyone still justify their vote for Trump with what is happening?

The Mooch's shit spews out of his mouth, unlike his boss: twitter.com/chaensaw/status…

So what are the odds that this guy keeps his job as a communications director in the private sector? How many Republicans would've been out storming the White House gates with pitchforks had this guy been Obama's communications director?

His kids are dead to him now.

There are a lot of boba tea places popping up around me, and I don't even know what boba tea is.

He's referring to car transmissions. Target is a well known hotspot for murderous car parts.

It's where all the cool party people are.

So Teavana was to tea what Starbucks, the parent company, was to coffee?

They still have malls where you live?

It turned the entire British Empire gay.