You don't even want to know about the awesome pork roast I ate last night. It was the finest piece of meat I've ever cooked, and I've made some top notch filet mignon.

To be fair, it's the same reason our vice president won't have lunch with anyone but "mother".

The wife in The Middle is a dyed-in-the-wool Republican.

Yes, Ms. Col. Cliburn, harumph and harumph and a ha and another ha. The colonel has such refined wit.

Ooooooooooh Fuuuuuck you.

Get bent? Nice, what are you, 12?

I'm not in a position to provide evidence, dingus. Me, little ol' me, despite my consternations, isn't enough to get the president of the wealthiest nation in the world to release his tax returns, yet you're demanding I show proof of James Cromwell's beneficence or lack thereof? What the fuck do you think I am, a…

You doth protest too much, Nerdherder.

Can you help me prepare? Can I follow your comments or Nerdherders to be safe? I need to be exposed to mediocrity in order to understand it. I imagine this will be like licking the plastic side of used band-aids, but surely I'll learn what this crazy new world is like.

My EX mother-in-law is a bit worse.

As to your edit after the fact, get bent. If I can't quote the Bible in the western world, especially in America, then why the hell did I memorize it in my youth?

Bible boy?

*didn't get it

hooray for mediocrity. yay. i'm so excited. yay. so much yay. i'm seriously so excited for this you guys. yay.

Source otherwise?

I disagree with this on one point. Corporations aren't evil. Corporations aren't human, and they therefore lack human characteristics, despite what the Supreme Court wants you to believe. Corporations are just run by amoral or even possibly evil people.

As far as I know they use salt water.

"Why do actors, who do nothing more than provide conviviality for an hour or two, command such salaries as to dwarf those who actually produce?"

21 Jesus answered, “If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”

Yep. It's 19th century cockney for "Bethlehem", which was the name of the asylum.