Don't all captive animals have shorter lifespans than their high-end outliers in the wild?

In college, I wrote an etymological paper on the word "bedlam".

Sea World has entertained me and my kids for the past four years, the assholes.

I like it when rich people belly-ache about capitalism.

I've taken my kids to Lunch with Shamu at the Seaworld in San Antonio four times in the past four years. Maybe I should feel bad about that, but I don't.

1) 1941
2) Life is Beautiful
3) Jakob the Liar

Yeah well, imagine your mother (Marvel) being raped in front of you (Fox).

Oh Fuck So Much Really.

I was hoping it was a prequel for the movie.

I hope Noah Hawley rots in hell, the fucking SCAB asshat. Give Doom back to Marvel. I don't even care about the Fantastic Four anymore. Just give Doom back.

Noah Fawley can get fucked! Noah Fawley is the seat of Donald Trump's pants: twitter.com/chaensaw/status…

Joe Dirt is a masterpiece, and Kid Rock's acting in it took Meryl Streep to acting school.

Whoa!

So… uh… any word on whether or not NYC is itself a character in this movie?

Geto Boys are from Houston, which is in Texas, and Bushwick Bill… OHMIGOD IT'S ALL CONNECTED

Proof that assholes can't be stopped:

Whoopty-diddly-do?

It's funny. I like peaches. I like cream. But I don't like peaches and cream ice cream.

Nigerian Princes are horrifying.

When he said "Let's go fuck some chicks", he literally meant he wanted to have sex with baby chickens.