Butts are always in vogue.

Better question, does Thandie Newton dump like a truck?

You've got to keep it even. For every trip to a Taco Bell or other fast food joint, take one trip to a genuine ethnic restaurant, one trip to a bog standard Tex-Mex/Chinese/Italian/you-name-it restaurant and then make two home-cooked meals where no ingredients come out of a box. Kids learn to differentiate pretty…

I cook what I want to eat, and I typically like more complex flavors. If my kids don't eat it, then they don't eat.

Trump Christian: "Well you see… uh… Jesus met with the devil before he was crucified, and uh… the devil offered him everything he could see from on toppa the mountain."

Dibs on Sam!

Nite, Alien Jesusboy.

Such are the words of an uncouth bohunk.

These are probably the same type people who proclaim to believe in Jesus and try to force their beliefs on others because they're afraid everybody would be murdering everyone else otherwise.*

Or at least to hunt them for sport.

"It kills too few poors! Make it kill ALL the poors!"

Nothing wrong with Brand X, Xibalbatross. Xbalanque approves of X.

It's not a lie unless CNN reports it.

There is only this damning photo: twitter.com/chaensaw/status…

Trump sucks butt.

Oh cool. Jay Z has become the Adam Sandler of rap. Nice vacay* video, bro!

First, prove to me I'm wrong.

Of course. That's science. When your heart stops, you're about thirty seconds away from being dead. If you want to eat me then as I'm decomposing, then go ahead.

Ben Affleck: "Is that fucktard Zack Snyder still involved with this garbage? If so, I'm out."

Gilfs? Who am I to place blame on my kids' kids?