They're mostly racist and anti-feminist.

Of the Westchester Buttholes?

AFLAC! duck: 0.

Meh, Granny Smith. Do better next time.

Christopher Reeves: 0

Hey! Here's my comment from last night on Kinja:

I bet you taste great once you've been deep fat fried.

I'm 39. I've had sex with very many Jennifers.

I met a Jennifer tonight!

All you self-hatin' Trans folks should unite rather than divide.

I never know what the fuck I'm talking about.

I can totally get on board with your last paragraph, but seriously, has that ever happened to you (outside of an internet comments section or chat room)?

I have two daughters. If ever one of them told me she was gay or she wasn't a she, I, as a father, despite what I'd hoped for or dreamed of, I just want my kid to be happy. Any parent who doesn't want their kid to be happy is an asshole.

Man… You gotta be real angry at men to think that.

I really don't get why "conservatives" give a shit about this. People are people. It doesn't affect them, so why the fuck do they care?

Terrestrial Entering Reform Fool

Oh man, I know. Or at least I know that I'm told that all the time. But I really don't like that movie. Maybe it's the intense Elmore Leonard hatred I carry (who I only even read in the first place because I'd read in an interview he was Tarantino's favorite author). Maybe it's the over reliance of the storytelling…

The more you ignore it, the closer it gets.

I could write a book on where to piss on walls while drunk in Rome, but Morrissey got arrested for gobblety gook and slapty back.

Why don't you reach out to the admins of the site? I'd bet they want people knowledgeable about music to write about music rather than have a staff write about music from a place of inexperience.