I'm only here to tell the story of my forgotten people, the whites. The world is brutal to us. The record must be shown!

I'm right. You just don't realize it yet.

They used tomato paste instead of ketchup. Meat Loaf had no choice but to suck.

*yoinked*

♪♫ Throw your hands in the air
I need some healthcare
I know you don't care
but I need you to imagine you're there
I know it's a scare
But shouldn't we share
The burdens and fears?
No one alone of us here
We all need each other
So instead of us debating
who's worthy or should be waiting
Let's take care of each other
and recognize…

Two out of three ain't bad.

It's almost like you understand patterns.

You expect an Elf Man to be good at anything but Minigolf?

"Peaches for free, you say?! Peaches in a can?! What is this liberal socialist fiddle faddle?!"

Depends.

You ain't lived until you've seen Stephen Hawking: Wheels of Angels and Demons.

But it's a HEIST movie!

Admittedly, I have no idea what the soundtrack to golfing is, but I'd imagine it's most likely the sound of rich white men blowing each other, not the whole sounding smart thing.

You have the boorish mannerisms of a Yalie.

They don't call Fitty "The Velvet Fog" for nothing.

There's this story and I can't remember who told it (Aziz Ansari most likely, I think), where he saw 50 at a restaurant in Las Vegas or someplace, and 50 had asked for a grapefruit off of the menu. When 50 saw the grapefruit, he threw a fit and was like, "What the fuck is this shit? I ordered some grape fruit. Where's…

I'm going to leave this at the bottom pile of the comments section as it is sure to be an inflammatory opinion, but The Hateful Eight was my least liked Tarantino film since Jackie Brown, and I rate both of those just slightly under both Kill Bill flicks, which I thought sucked butt.

The last points you make are fair, but I disagree about Kylo Ren. He's obviously not supposed to be the big bad here. I'm honestly wondering if he's ultimately supposed to be the ultimate hero of this trilogy's arc, and his early heel turn could quickly turn into something redemptive long before the third act of the…

Are those the ones written by his son? I don't remember at what point I quit reading the series.

That's actually a good point.