Liberal SJW cucks, that's why!

No kidding. No matter how successful Patty Jenkins is, she still can't write her name on a fence in pee.

When married women watch it, they come home and beat up their husbands.

Halfway to $1.26 billion.

Definitely no need. It's a terrible movie exactly like the Zack Snyder snore fests. And watching it will even make you pregnant.

Mr. Jones and me stared at this yellow-haired girl.

Marvel fanboi!

I bought a couple of Wonder Woman t-shirts for the kids yesterday. While they've had Supergirl and Batgirl shirts in the past, this is the first time they have the t-shirt of a hero who they identify with and who also doesn't borrow a symbol from a male counterpart.

Which holy shit this brings back a memory of watching a movie with Matthew McConaughey and Gary Oldman called Tip Toes, and holy shit if you haven't seen it, you absolutely must netflix it today!

Look… Emma Stone just wasn't available when this is filming.

Typical Hollywood typecasting. Give a tall person a chance to play the part.

Who?

Something something twitter.com/chaensaw/status…

You know what's likely to get a Massive Attack?

I really enjoyed Exit Through the Gift Shop, and to this day I have no idea if it's a legitimate documentary or a Spinal Tap-inspired mockumentary.

In Trump's America, that's a sensible solution.

We don't have chlamydia here in Texas because of our superior abstinence-only sex ed classes.

four of five are blue. Austin, Houston, Dallas, San Antonio and El Paso are all blue. Of the big cities, only Ft Worth is red. Plus, the RGV is deep blue. It literally just the exurbs, the vast rural areas and some super creative gerrymandering that keeps the state red.

Yes, and trickle down economics was an unqualified success and everyone in America is now in the middle or upper class.

It's New York. Everything is better in New York. If you don't believe me, ask a New Yorker.