Haha, you sillybilly. Have you been paying attention to the Republican party over the last four decades?

It makes me want to Scream.

If you get hit by a penny thrown off the Empire State building, you'll die.

So much for the tolerant right.

He also brought salsa to the party that was made in New York City!

Inarguably, Amber Heard is worse for America than Trump. It's a fact.

It was either that or fartknockers. It was a tough choice.

Wingnut could be used to describe roughly 60% of the politicians here.

I have Amazon Prime. Can I use Twitch without paying any extra?

At least sunscreen is still important.

Not the correct style guide format for Hollywood!

He was in the Digital Underground.

"Dear Mama (Citation Needed)"

Only God Can Judge My Citations

However, it is clear the movie needs to have a more robust works cited page.

I don't know if you have to be a parent to find the stupid situations kids can't extricate themselves from as being hilarious, but it surely doesn't hurt.

I bet he makes way more money off this than he ever did on the books.

It is. Lt. Governor does all the heavy lifting. Hell, I'm pretty sure the Railroad commissioner has more authority.

So it's History Channel then?

I would totally not catch Trump in a trustfall.