♪♫ It's like 6,000 muffins
when all you need is a knife ♪♫

Much better than Firenza.

No beds. Just bugs. Their name, as it turns out, is a misnomer.

Oh, that's totally fair.

I like how you always reference my Texanness and how shitty you think Texas is.

We have bed bugs, but ABSOLUTELY.

I like when two mediocre musicians are fond of each other. It makes me realize that someday someone might be my friend.

Good stealth firsties for this article are easy.

Cool! I can buy used on Amazon for $6.19.

His middle name pisses me off on two counts: 1) it's a girl's name 2) IT'S FUCKING MISSPELLED

In other words, they're awesome.

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Who watches the watchmen?

Yes, it breaks my heart when innocent people are railroaded by an unfair system designed to enslave poor people, even when some white people are sometimes swept up in the rip tide as well.

I know. It sucks. It happens all the time in the black community too, and much more frequently, but those kids rarely get the opportunity to finally win back their freedom.

Title? Sounds like something that would interest me.

It's no wonder he was always so pissed in the Old Testament but so laid back in the New Testament. Dude just needed to get laid.

Not to be dismissive, but given today's political climate, this surely never would've happened had he been black. The overturning, I mean, not the conviction. He most definitely would've been convicted if black.

That's not very Christian of you, neighbor.

It's certainly more possible to believe in a pantheon of gods, some of which are actively fucking with us, than a single loving God these days.