Yeah, but Donald Trump is a bitch to collect royalties from.

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Too bad the Houston Cougars already have the patent on the "two in the goo and one in the poo" hand sign.

I don't care for prison rape jokes.

Rian Johnson, they guy who's directing the next Star Wars movie is a C-lister.

"Weird Al" finally gets to join such illustrious luminaries as Bill Cosby and Donald Trump!

That's cold, Ivan.

They should just burn it down and rebuild it, like it's 1812 again.

I don't get my meals served on wheels. It just gets served on a plate. Why should my movie-paying dollars go to subsidize the wheel plated meals of people in nine northeastern states? How is that fair to me?

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No way. Women are meat. They're equals.

But how can you teach someone not to rape if you haven't raped?

The article has been posted for 14 minutes and already there's over a hundred comments. This'll be a good one!

Warren is out back by the bleachers where you left him.

It's Rosie O'Donnell.

I mean, I didn't read this article or any of them really, but I'm just pointing out the difference between two editorial policies that might come into conflict when the inevitable Kinjacking happend.

Cut. It. Out.

Say what you will about Kinja, the folks over at Gizmodo media have a very tight policy about spacing out their articles in order to allow for commenters to absorb and digest and comment, unlike the AV Club's policy of not posting anything for a couple of hours and then putting up four articles in a row within minutes…

MK PNC is a PWR BTTM.

To Trump, this is "diversity".