It's all part of the ruse!

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There are like ten shows exactly like this one across several basic cable channels, so my question is why is Trump so fixated on this one?

BBC IS FAK NEWS!

I know you're writing "π r ²", but every time I read your comment, I see "pirate".

I'd like to ask a follow up question:

How much is left in the 55 gallon drum of lube?

Oh man. All those hashtags…

My ex would always lectern me about smoking too.

If you ask me, I think it's abbeyrent behavior.

Hahaha… silly peasant.

I'm surrounded by Assholes!

Sharts, you say?

Nope. Those are all still just statements of facts.

Not a puppet. Not a puppet.

Dr. Evil's staff was remarkably diverse for the time period, employing both women and midgets.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Remember when tort reform was a major piece of the conservative Republican platform?

I prefer my lord and miller fresh.

So it won't be like sand then? Thank god. I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

He did the big whale movie with Thor. He also did the race car movie… also with Thor.