After Trump won the election, I think we all realized humanity is inherently doomed.

Ew. McDonalds.

Why's it always about you?

That planet could best be described as quaint. Maybe even a fixer-upper.

Let's get real. Trump has never looked into a telescope in his life.

They're trying to expand your horizons.

I would totally move to a new planet in a different solar system if given the opportunity. Who's with me?!

Like this Metallica song? Well, you'll love Taylor Swift!

♪♫ Feel like bacon love to youuuuuuu ♪♫

I only like two types of music: Country and Western.

Good thing the AV Club is above that sell-out nonsense.

I like that you quoted that statement but failed to make the even more obvious joke.

No prob.

There are a lot of options if you want to turn your brain off for a bit, and reality tv ranks amongst the worst of them.

I love her blog. So many great mommy tips.

Your ex has a brain tumor?

Unless you're the president.

WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE VD CLUB. WHY DOESN'T THE VD CLUB TALK ABOUT VD ANYMORE.

♪♫ Some people claim
that there's a woman to blame
but I know
It's my own damned fault ♪♫

Sometimes my kids are all in my face asking for food or water, and I'm like, "SHUT UP DADDY HAS SOME IMPORTANT JOKES TO MAKE ON THE INTERNET"