And did you see what they were wearing?

Unfortunately, we don't have basements in Texas.

Why do people watch this shit?

This. I keep my kids pretty busy in the evenings, but that last hour of the night, I just can't anymore.

The city itself is a character.

it looks like some sort of weird, flat cake that is not a pancake

I take it you didn't watch Trump's lawyer's music video?

And it's also true that Trump's a big wuss. That necktie's practically a dumbbell hanging from his neck.

There's a certain little town in Central America, I won't say where, that I intend to retire to.

I hope it doesn't involve me getting shit-canned.

Crap. Shoulda thought of that.

I think I'll stick with the Western Hemisphere for awhile. There's a lot to see and do in South and Central America.

I don't understand why Trump is always slouching in the chair. God he's such a fucking loser.

Then you have to be the one who informs the president he shat himself.

Explain the second woman then, genius!

Corin Tucker, Peter Buck, Scott McCaughey, Kurt Bloch, Bill Rieflin and occasionally Krist Novoselic

Spain is nice. I like Spain. Unfortunately Spain isn't Mexico, where all the best foods come from.

"My name is Peter Buck, and I like to Peter Fuck."

Fatty Spice is the worst Spice Girl.

That's actually not a bad idea.