This is goering to set a bad president… er… precedent.

"Don't eat my shorts. It'll make you fatter."

¡Joder! ¡Joder! ¡Joder! ¡Joder! ¡Joder!

For two more seasons.

They're not even in the same genus.

The Accountant 4: Tax Season

The A.V. Club

I'm doing my best to skew you!

♪♫ Queen of the wild frontier ♪♫

We only laugh because he's an evil Sith lord.

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That was the aural equivalent of what's happening in this photo: twitter.com/chaensaw/status…

It sucks butt.

I'll see you at UNCTD C.C..

*former* archaeologist.

Can you tell me about how you invented 420?

Alright, trendsetter.

Prairie states suck because they're a testament to monotonous banality.

I had fifteen pounds of water on my back, assuming the "pint's a pound" creed is correct. I still said it's not enough after a mile and a half.

Depends. Are you the NSA?