It burns when I Peeber.

Historically, this is probably the least bad thing done to them, but that doesn't make it not shitty.

Facebook can still ban whoever they'd like. All the SCOTUS is saying is that the government can't regulate a person's ability to post stupid shit in a public forum.

In an unrelated poll, Scandinavians are pissed about the Minnesota Vikings.

"You got your chocolate in my peanut butter!"

They've played Lollapalooza every year since the beginning.

Americans really are the worst.

That crowd is lame.

If someone knocked on my door and said, "My name is Lester Packingham, Jr., and by law I'm required to inform my neighbors that I am a sex offender," my only response would be, "Well of course you are."

There's No Way Out of it though.

Quiet you.

O'Reilly is Ailes' Salacious B. Crumb.

When watching it, I'd get goosebumps as soon as the Rocky theme music started playing because I knew I was about to see some inspiring training montage or some ridiculous comeback victory. Then I began to wonder why modern movies don't make recognizable scores anymore. That Rocky theme ranks right up there along with…

Not merely sweating. My heart was beating super fast and felt like it was going to pop out of my chest, and my brain was starting to get woozy. Shorter hikes are still doable, as are hikes in parks with water refill stations, but long hikes in the true wilderness like Sam Houston National Forest, where we were, are…

It helps me sleep. I'll stay up all night tossing and turning if I don't have a few nips before bed.

God. Dealing with other parents you don't know and don't really care to know is the worst.

Alcohol helps.

I rewatched all the Rocky movies in a row, including Creed. IV and V are sooo bad, but the rest are anywhere from pretty good to great.

Pretty good, since I'm a father and all. With that said, it's finally too damned hot to hike, which I learned the hard way. My body was literally overheating, and that is a not really fun thing to experience.

That's not how this works, sillybilly.