College? Oh Shit…
I am officially on my second day of college orientation; I saw previews for this movie and had nightmares that higher education would bear even a passing resemblance to what this movie portrays. Ugh.

Napkin folding
I loved The Kingdom, even though I was exposed to the sweaty Stephen King "remake" at a young age before I saw the original. Even though Lars von Trier pisses me off a lot of the time, I always laughed at his post-episode commentary. And I still get shivers thinking about the strangely glowing,…