I can't hate on Jade. She gave us Helen Keller drowning realness and she owned up to her porn past with great composure.

Cancel Up All Night. Bring back The Comeback and make Maya Valerie's nemeis.

You have Beth Ditto in the house and don't use a song from her? To paraphrase The Gossip: Standing in the way of your ego.

You have Beth Ditto in the house and don't use a song from her? To paraphrase The Gossip: Standing in the way of your ego.

Thanks for depriving me of Jorel mustache porn for the rest of the season, Tom!

Thanks for depriving me of Jorel mustache porn for the rest of the season, Tom!

One hour of old lady bits would have killed me. Do people die from laughing?

One hour of old lady bits would have killed me. Do people die from laughing?

I am serving you LaToya laugh track realness. Eat it.

I am serving you LaToya laugh track realness. Eat it.

Wait a minute. LaToya is the best living Jackson.

Wait a minute. LaToya is the best living Jackson.

You have to hand it to Buffi the Taste Slayer. She was consistent in her fashion made in atrocity.

You have to hand it to Buffi the Taste Slayer. She was consistent in her fashion made in atrocity.

I am not here to make Foie.

I expect a gif for Octavia Spencer reacting to Channing Tatum. Don't let me down!

I don't wish them harm but when it's their time, it better will be something boringly secular.

I am ordering a dream of Diane Lockhart and Maryann Thorpe shutting people down, combining reason and vengeance. It's a Malkovich Malkovich with a part of the Baranski oeuvre. Put me to sleep, people!

I pretend Season 2 never happened.

Max is into food now.