I wouldn't say I don't like blowjobs but I think I like them less than most guys. They're excellent foreplay but they're not the main event.

I wouldn't say I don't like blowjobs but I think I like them less than most guys. They're excellent foreplay but they're not the main event.

River is actually a lot like Scotty. You could see him doing the same thing…

River is actually a lot like Scotty. You could see him doing the same thing…

Iron Man 2 was awesome and Rourke and Rockwell were fantastic. See how I rebutted your argument?

Iron Man 2 is a very underrated sequel, like Ghostbusters 2.

Retroactively, Tony Stark's appearance in Incredible Hulk makes no sense. Why is he talking to General Ross who hates Banner? To help track him down? Black Widow handles that in Avengers.

"Internet Boyfriend Wannabe. Very chivalrous." Defending a woman's right to speak in public? That is the most transparent strategy for getting laid I've ever witnessed!

Sure they're all past their best days but they must each still command at least a few million each. Maybe that's why the movies look so shitty.

How do they afford all these guys?

It's about as academically rigorous as Harvard dude, plus fuck loads more running and jumping and shit. People massively underestimate how smart military officers are because we confuse them with gym teachers.

That was the best new Simpsons episode I've seen in years. Granted I've seen maybe five.

I was around when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain…

I don't mean to be mean but that picture is…Is that what all of you look like? Jesus!

Ya'll are some bitter ass nerds.

I actually really like the comparative innocence and simplicity of Buffy's first season. It's streets ahead of its sixth and seventh, which are terrible in very different ways.

Jim Belushi is in fact, a discount Bill Murray even more than he is a discount John Belushi.

The Raimi movies were fun…but Peter Parker himself was not fun. Tobey Maguire was horribly miscast and played the character as a wide eyed naif instead of a witty, wisecracking supernerd. If anything, I'd hoped the reboot would fix that but…not so much apparently.

Yes I expect sobriety and objectivity from AV Club newswire items

Um, the president didn't do that. Congress passed that as part of a defense bill and the president signed it. You can say that amounts to the same thing but it's pretty misleading. You're making it sound like it was Obama's initiative which it wasn't.