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WHICH WILL BREAK FIRST?

FILMMAKERS' SENSE OF DECENCY?

OR YOUR SPIRIT WHILE YOU WATCH THIS MOVIE?

WHICH WILL BREAK FIRST?

FILMMAKERS' SENSE OF DECENCY?

OR YOUR SPIRIT WHILE YOU WATCH THIS MOVIE?

ME WILL HOLD GOTHAM HOSTAGE, BUT FIRST ME WILL DO THEM FAVOR OF BLOWING UP BEN ROETHLISBERGER AND ALL WHO STAND WITH HIM.

ONLY KICK RETURNER WILL BE SPARED.

ME WILL HOLD GOTHAM HOSTAGE, BUT FIRST ME WILL DO THEM FAVOR OF BLOWING UP BEN ROETHLISBERGER AND ALL WHO STAND WITH HIM.

ONLY KICK RETURNER WILL BE SPARED.

YOU HAVE FAILED ME, CHRIS LINN.

SEARCH ARCHIVES FOR OLD EPISODE OF DARIA FOR ME TO WATCH, THEN ME WILL KILL YOU.

YOU HAVE FAILED ME, CHRIS LINN.

SEARCH ARCHIVES FOR OLD EPISODE OF DARIA FOR ME TO WATCH, THEN ME WILL KILL YOU.

NO, ME WILL SEE WHAT BREAKS FIRST, BRUCE VILLANCH'S SPIRIT, OR HIS ENORMOUS, DISGUSTING BODY.

NO, ME WILL SEE WHAT BREAKS FIRST, BRUCE VILLANCH'S SPIRIT, OR HIS ENORMOUS, DISGUSTING BODY.

ME WILL TURN OSCARS OVER TO PEOPLE.

ME WILL WATCH THEM CLIMB OVER EACH OTHER FOR MOMENT IN SUN.

THEN ME WILL CRUSH THEIR HOPE BY FINISHING SOY BOMB'S WORK AND DESTROYING OSCAR CEREMONY IN MIDDLE OF INTERPRETIVE DANCE NUMBER.

ME WILL TURN OSCARS OVER TO PEOPLE.

ME WILL WATCH THEM CLIMB OVER EACH OTHER FOR MOMENT IN SUN.

THEN ME WILL CRUSH THEIR HOPE BY FINISHING SOY BOMB'S WORK AND DESTROYING OSCAR CEREMONY IN MIDDLE OF INTERPRETIVE DANCE NUMBER.

SINCE YOU NOT FEAR CANCERAIDS, YOUR PUNISHMENT MUST BE MORE SEVERE.

ME WILL GIVE YOU RAY OF HOPE OF EVER DRINKING ANOTHER DUFF, THEN ME WILL BREAK YOUR SPIRIT BY DESTROYING THIS COMMENT THREAD.

WHEN NOTHING IS LEFT OF DISCUS BUT CRUMBS, THEN ME GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO DIE IN A FIRE.

SEARCH INTERNET FOR MORE BANE QUOTES ME CAN USE, AND THEN ME WILL KILL YOU.

SPEAK OF THE DEVIL AND HE SHALL APPEAR.

YOU THINK DAWES IS YOUR ALLY? YOU MERELY ADOPTED DAWES. ME WAS BORN LISTENING TO DAWES, MOLDED BY SWEET LAUREL CANYON SOUND. ME NOT LISTEN TO OTHER BAND UNTIL ME WAS ALREADY MAN. BY THEN OTHER BANDS NOTHING TO ME BUT WHITE NOISE.

YOU THINK DAWES IS YOUR ALLY? YOU MERELY ADOPTED DAWES. ME WAS BORN LISTENING TO DAWES, MOLDED BY SWEET LAUREL CANYON SOUND. ME NOT LISTEN TO OTHER BAND UNTIL ME WAS ALREADY MAN. BY THEN OTHER BANDS NOTHING TO ME BUT WHITE NOISE.