You're out of your city-boys-in-the-backwoods-sodomizing mind.

mrkareemruiz is obviously new around here.  If only there were a kindly mentor who could take him under his wing, someone who wouldn't exploit his trusting nature.

@avclub-6b4a9e228208a5008088d8ad6e1b3dd7:disqus Maybe it has something to do with the Miller name.  After 9/11, both Dennis and Frank took this hard right turn (though some might argue that in Frank's case it was bubbling beneath the surface all along).

Back in the late 70s or early 80s, Miller hosted a weekend kid's show on KDKA out of Pittsburgh. I can't recall the title, but it had nothing to do with fartcatching.  Of course, in those days even children's  television never acknowledged that farts existed, so who knows?  Yeah, kids today don't understand what it…

"Catch a falling fart…."
"It takes a fart to catch a fart"
'You can catch more farts with honey…"

The beard is real.  The rest of his face is fake.

I generally like the art, but at times I've been confused because often the secondary characters look so similar.

I think he was occassionally refered to as King's son in articles before 2007, whether he owned up to it or not.  Anyway, I ran into him in a bookstore around 2000-ish.  He was beardless then, but I remember thinking, "That guy kind of looks like Stephen King."

If you see Kay, tell her I said so.

Fair Enough. I guess to me she just always seemed to have a sour expression on her face, like her herpes was acting up and making her cranky.  It didn't help that in almost everything else she was in she seemed to play a teen prostitute or drug -addicted teen mother.  Regarding Teen Wolf, I've mostly repressed my own…

@avclub-920530cb8744c679e3a2ece84f1d5ce4:disqus Are you sure you're remembering the right girl?  She had a definite junior high skanky vibe about her.  You could just tell she reeked of stale cigarette smoke.

@avclub-534b36b22aab256cdb15c38b66ea1a74:disqus You're honestly trying to make a real point by comparing marriage vows to a vow to eat only candy?

I'm looking for Amanda Huginkiss

I once stood behind Bob Geldof (did I spell that right?) in the security line at an aiport in Ireland.  He's very tall.  I didn't speak to him.  That is all.

Speaking of time travel, just the other day I was watching VH1 Classic and saw Foxx in a New Edition video.  He played a harsh taskmaster putting the fellas through their paces in a brutal rehersal.  I don't know what year it was from, but it looked fairly old.  Foxx wore sunglasses throughout, even though they were…

You have thre cousins, which means, presumably, three different sets of parents (then again…), all being looked after by Uncle Jesse.  SO what happened to all those parents?  Moonshine running accidnets? Did they never come back from Copperhead Road?

In Bill Bryson's "The Life and Times of the Thunderbolt Kid," he has a hilarious bit about how in every episode of "Sky King" they had to come up with some plot contrivance so that the bad guys would end up on an airstrip, a big open field, or somewhere else a plane could land so that Sky King could swoop in and…

@avclub-81e42ebe6b44656990ff91adfd49b5f7:disqus I think the no bikini policy was at Unce Walts insistence.

Robert Klein did ahilarious bit about those Skippy ads once.  Alas, I'm too lazy to see if it's on youtube anywhere.

@avclub-8288999e960ebe6aca280a2c31f5645b:disqus In Tobias Wolfe's memoir "This Boy's Life," he graphically describes lusting after Annette while watching the Mickey Mouse Club. When the book was adapted as a film in the nineties, Annette had been transformed into Lois Lane on Superman.  I assume the Disney folks had…