General Consolidated Insurance = Guild of Calamitous Intent.

@Unrepentant Racist

Of course it's Japanese! It has the word "ninja" in it and originated back in the 80s.

I'm still waiting for the inevitable G-Force remake.

I only have fake internet enemies.

Because they're all members of the Khmer Rouge.

Shadow of the Vampire is the only movie I've seen with him that didn't suck.

Orpheus' getupwas the robes of a Jews high priest.

I think Orpheus was just bullshiting 21 to make him go away.

If Tina Fey's post-SNL career has said anything about anything, it's that the only way for a female comedian to be truly successful, they must be dead sexy as well as funny.

"pure or stupid"? What the fuck is THAT supposed to mean? You sound like a developmentally disabled Patrick Bateman.

Targeting a guy named "Wu Ming" for mockery? Sounds a bit RACIST to me.

The Venture Bros. are one of the few things cooler than MC Hammer.

Same here. Frankly, I'm kind of dissapointed.

You're thinking of Dean Koontz.

How to reduce Barbie's ankles? I'm thinking foot-binding!

Most Americans ARE disaffected rich people.

You say that like those are bad reasons.

Of course, might enjoy getting tased in the private parts.

Dear VH1,