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Yeah, he should have been cast as LeFou in the Beauty and the Beast remake. He'd be perfect! Actually, Ken Marino might as well be Gaston, too!

And here's the entire movie, in all its terrible glory!

"NBC adds monkey to Hannibal, names it Hanni's Boobs."

*ani

So, which one impregnated the other? Be specific!

Yeah, it's definitely Jewel-Osco. In my experience, the plural form (with or without the "da") is more common among black Chicagoans. Perhaps that's why you haven't heard it? (Unless you're black, in which case, I might have made all of this up.)

He's also appeared in Cold Case. Too bad about the typecasting.

Well, what if eleven-toed Garrett Jr. wants to watch his parents' wedding video? Abed's just editing with an audience in mind.

There are actually a lot of Shelbyvilles. Which is why it's in The Simpsons, as a foil to the also very common town name of Springfield.

"I've killed hardly anybody during our residence."

Yeah, if they get rid of 95% of the characters, Theon's definitely the one they should keep. That would be a sound decision. That would be such a good show.

Hey, I liked the House of Black & White scenes!

Wouldn't the elevator stop on the floors on which people are waiting regardless of which buttons are pressed inside of the elevator (at least those between the original floor and the button pressed)? I think so. I've been on elevators, and that's how they work. Sorry, video, I choose "Die".

See, I thought the opposite. Of all the performances this week, I thought Quinto's was the most…human.

Well, that whole thing might have been a dream.

I meant his hand that Dooku severed.

It's amazing how far technology advanced in those thirty years in Star Wars! Luke's new hand looks the same, while his dad, who has a super important job with the Galactic Republic, can only afford a crappy metal thing. And that was before the Clone War even started, I think. Luke's hand was funded during wartime

Raina Stoneheart!

I didn't know the stakes were so high! Never mind; I take everything back.