Am I a dunce? Because I can't seem to find the link for the TV Review section anywhere on the AV Club website. It's not just me - it's not in the header, right?

I did! I actually thought they might have "won" as well when Marty tossed Sigourney Weaver and the redneck zombie girl off the platform. Figured that might count as "the Fool" and "the Virgin."

I liked this episode a bit more than I thought I would. Might be because the wife wasn't around mucking things up. Her acting just kind of… irks me in ways I can't even describe.

Sound sensitivity is one of those things that can really get you during a migraine, especially a really bad one.

Please oh please oh please make Todd LARP.

I finished the first book of ASOIAF, Game of Thrones, and it was awesome. I also saw the first two episodes of the HBO series. It's interesting to see the little details that they've changed. Let's just say that Catelyn is WAY meaner in the beginning of the books than she is on the show.

The Magnificent Ambersons is one of those movies that makes me so sad each time I watch it. It's a fantastic movie, but it's so heart-breaking at the same time. It's extremely easy to pick out the scenes that were filmed without Welles' consent (he was in South America at the time of the editing, working on a war…

**LCK SPOILERS**

Baby, baby, baby….

Ghaleon, I feel like I'm stalking you subconsciously, because I keep bumping into your posts on every forum/site I frequent. It's come to the point that if I see a long list of Japanese stuff I've never heard of, I immediately think it's you.

Whenever I listen to the LOST soundtrack, even today, I get serious chills that I can't control. Seriously good stuff.

I didn't cry for "Walkabout," but I knew, at that point, that this was the show to watch. That it was going to be "Holy Grail" TV for me.

LOST made me cry more than any other TV show before or after it. Moments where I teared up/outright bawled:
1. The raft leaving.
2. Rose and Bernard reuniting
3. The ending of "The Constant"
4. "Not Penny's boat."
5. Jin "blowing up" on the freighter and Sun screaming.
6. Juliet disappearing into the terrible hole during…

At this point, I'm not really sure if this show has anymore redeeming qualities. The end paragraph of this review states it perfectly.Our main character just seems content to wander around, boozed-out, and not really engaging in anything. That's kind of how I feel about the show.

Best part of this show? The catchy-as-hell theme song. I can't help but drum along to the credits whenever it plays.

Too bad that can't be televised, too.

Virgin Diaries commercial that wasn't linked in the post:

A few awesome moments:

That is not Dean in that picture.

I'm not really sure how we can "fix" American Horror Story at this point. It's kind of awesome in its complete, batshit absurdity every week.