WHAT'S GOING ON?!!!

Well, I do need a new monocle. The gold on mine is starting to look dull and I am not one to shine a precious metal. That's women's work!

The least they can do…
… is get rid of the fucking Sinbad "comedy" specials they have up on watch instantly. That's just a humanity issue right there, and yet they do nothing.

X-Men (the first) is not as good as people remember it being in my opinion, but, yeah X2, man I need to watch that again.

I don't even know who you are anymore, HipsterDBag.

I would rather see that -Gallagher getting horribly murdered by Juggalos- than see my first child be born.

It's kind of the whole point of their existence.

Apples!

Call Miggs.

So…

I think he's talking about the rumor that he's Australian.

" 'The Life and Times of Tim' Now with HipsterDBag approval!"

Idea!
Combine the two movies ("Avon Man" and "Wolverine 2: Snikt Harder") into a single movie, have it directed by John Waters, make it a campy, 1966 Batman style reboot and call it a day.

Hey, hey, HEY! You leave The Situation out of this! You might make him cry.

"Yo, I bet this dude wants a beer."

The Juggalo's may have just inadvertently released a swarm of killer bees unlike anything the world has ever seen.

Y'know, that *is* pretty impressive when you think about it.

Right, like they haven't already built up a huge, collective tolerance to poison by being gigantic ICP fans.

Nope, it's Time. Chad is his buddy. They're both assholes.

Time's just an asshole at the bar that keeps trying to buy your girlfriend drinks.