"Honey?"
"Yes?"
"Did Ron, from next door, come over today?"
"Oh, yes he did, I forgot to mention that, something about using our bathroom while there was a plumber at his house, he was only here a few minutes."
"Well, the piano's missing some wire, you better call Jenny and have her talk to him about all this…

Where do we differ again? Ah, what the hell…

The Crepes of Raph is about the ex-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle trying to start a new life in Brooklyn as a hip, up and coming pastry chef… with an attitude.

You're right, Exile, you're absolutely right and I am wrong and should feel wrong.

Let me be a bigger man here and admit that Exile has called me on the carpet and is completely right. Sorry for my thoughtlessness, Humanity.

Don't know that I would tweet that myself, but, hey when someone is in the middle of getting sexually assaulted, the gloves come off.

Remember that shooting in Connecticut a few weeks ago? Well, one of the first comments on Fox News was, "Named Omar, anybody really surprised?" Follow that with a few "this is Maobama's fault," and the odd sprinkling of "we live in Nazi governed Germany now," comments and yes, as terrifying as Yahoo is, Fox News…

Phew… almost lost all hope for a minute there.

Evidently, yes, but really, someone did try to touch-rape her, so it's not time for jokes.

No, no it can't.

Fox News…
…will run this and it's comments section will explode. Seriously, fellow AVC posters, if people think we're terrible, just direct them to any article over at Fox, show them the comments, and we will smell like a bouquet of the most fragrant roses the world has ever known. They are, truly, the worst people…

The Crepes of Raph.

Puttin on the grits.

Ewe Don't Know Bull

Ah, hell it's been a while.

Oh, damn it, HipsterDBag, I'm too slow to realize that's what this douche cookie was even up to. Thank you for pointing it out to me -who is really considering changing his name to Slow Charlie- and all the rest of us.

What about Blob? Eh? Right, keeping with the X-Men theme of the article, right guys and girls? No?

It's strange how much I love/hate "Rachel Getting Married," it really is everything about movies I shouldn't like, but damn it I really didn't mind it at all.

I didn't even know this article was about shoes. Jesus Christ my illiteracy is killing me right now.

Ah, I see, as someone -much like yourself, Sir- who doesn't have HBO either, I'm not sure why I even thought to post that. I really need to think more often than I do. So, yeah, guys let Sir Osis and I know when all these great shows are on Netflix so we can be part of the gang.