Wow… you guys…wow. I get everyone's opinion here, and I understand why it would be considered outrageous and offensive to poke fun at someone who just had shit tossed at her, but did you really expect the AV Club (noted haters of Ms. Tequilla and the ravaging assholes known as the Juggalos) to do anything less than…

Huh… so, there that is.

I don't know, JVS. NPR made it seem like he was SOL to the tune of nearly 7 years in jail *if* all the charges stick. I'm just biding my time until the next shiny piece of internet tin foil comes bouncing across my screen, diverting my attention from things that matter.

You fool! No one has mastered backwards time traveling!

Uhm?
Isn't he facing jail-time for this? Shouldn't they wait till that's all hashed out before offering him a reality show in which he will ruin quitting your job for generations to come?

Terrier's are the sneaky breed.

When I claimed Brad Pitt was going to star in the film version of my fanfiction novel "The Scarlett Study of The Crimson Dynamo" (it's a mash-up) I sold 100% more copies than I did the day before.

Emotionless ellipsis

My nerdes is flaring up really bad this week.

I know, JVS; it's one of the reasons the laserdisc player is still hooked up over at my parent's house. That, and I'm not going to go unhook it for my dad.

I too agree.

Though they are completely different…
… I want to know how this stacks up against "Duel?"

I'm going to buy it on laserdisc, JVS.

Caruso?

Oh, cool, I didn't need to sleep again anyway. Thanks, O'Neal.

Lobsters, *everything* is better than hippies.

Eh, Glenn Beck's demographic is less subtle than this.

I *still* have nightmares about Dink, his little-person sidekick. Doink was alright though, I guess.

Carefully?

More like "God dropped the ball on this one."